You might find this interesting, as I did!


TO:        Jesus, Son of Joseph

FROM:  Jordan Management Consultants

Thank you for submitting the resumes of the 12 men you have picked for management positions in your new organization.  All of them have now taken our battery of tests, and we have not only run the results through our computer, but also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.

The profiles of all tests are included, and you will want to study them carefully.  As part of our service we will make some general comments.  These are given as a result of staff consultation and come without any additional fee.

It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are undertaking.  They do not have the team concept.  We recommend you continue with your search.

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper.  Andrew has absolutely no qualities of leadership.  The brothers, James and John, place personal interest above company loyalty.  Thomas has a skeptical attitude that would tend to undermine morale.  It is our duty to tell you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau.  James, the son of Alphaeus and Thaddeus have radical leanings and show a high score on the manic-depressive scale.

Only one shows great potential – ability – resourcefulness – a business mind – meets people well – ambitious – highly motivated.  We recommend Judas  Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man.


Sounds like modern-day determinationing doesn’t it!!!



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